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Bound by Beauty.
My Workshop Staples
Where sanity takes a smoke break.
Vinyl Slicer of Sass
Not for the faint of font
Paints, powders, & potions
Color-magic made in Chaos
Resin that binds my soul
Permanent & Fabulous
Kiln of doom
Where ceramic pieces go to become immortal or explode
Why Choose Me (Besides the Obvious)
A little sass, a little class, and a whole lot of handmade chaos.
Handcrafted with Questionable Sanity
Every item is made by one sleep-deprived human with a kiln, a dream, and just enough caffeine to be dangerous.
Only One of Everything (Because I Said So)
No mass production. No cookie cutters. You want factory-perfect? Go to Target.
Unbreakable Like My Last Nerve
These pieces survive heat, paint, resin, and my attitude. Might even survive you.
Shipping at the Speed of Mood Swings
Orders go out in 2–4 weeks. Unless time folds in on itself. Then it might be faster.
Hot off the Workbench
Still smells like Fire and Regret
- Latest Chaos
- Freshly Summoned Goods
- Latest Trouble
- Slightly Dangerous Arrivals
- What Did I Just Click?
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Grapple Glory
Price range: $30.00 through $100.00
Available: 10
Sold: 0
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5 in stock (can be backordered)
10 in stock (can be backordered)
Nocturnal Enchantress
Price range: $30.00 through $100.00
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Berserker’s Brew
Price range: $70.00 through $100.00
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Select Your Sacrifice
You’ll probably regret it. But not immediately.
Cursed? Probably. Functional? Absolutely
When the good girl snaps… pretty gets petty.
Looks cute. Probably hexing you
Too jolly to function, too cute to care.
Brains? Nah. Candy and cuddles? Absolutely.
This truck runs on cider, sunflowers, and sass
The Mad Tinkerer's Vault
Pick your Poision
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