Monster Hayride Express

Please allow 2 to 4 weeks for this monster convoy to crawl its way to your door. Each one is handcrafted with painstaking detail, emotional instability, and just a touch of hay fever.

Approximate size:10″ x 10″

What happens when you give the undead access to a vehicle and zero adult supervision?
Monster Hayride Express.

This handcrafted ceramic disaster-on-wheels features the core cast of your childhood nightmares—now crammed into a suspiciously purple pickup truck with absolutely no regard for traffic laws, weight limits, or basic pumpkin safety.

Let’s break it down:

• The mummy has clearly escaped their crypt (and therapy).

• Franken-bro is along for the ride, probably as the designated driver… which is terrifying in itself.

• A werewolf that looks like he just failed his anger management class.

• Pumpkins with anxiety.

• And hay. So much hay. Why is there always hay?

This isn’t just a decoration. It’s a cry for help from the afterlife.
Display it proudly on your shelf, entry table, or altar of general chaos. Whether you celebrate Halloween all year or just enjoy questionable ceramic decisions, this piece screams, “I regret nothing.”

Product Features (Buckle Up, Creeps):

• Hand-sculpted ceramic monster truck (and no, not the big-wheeled kind)

• Starring: Mummy, Frankenstein’s lookalike, a concerned werewolf, and several pumpkins rethinking their life choices

• Painted in haunted-amethyst purple for maximum roadside visibility (in theory)

• Hay bale detail, because OSHA’s not watching

• Zero horsepower, but infinite emotional baggage

• Great for spooky shelves, seasonal chaos, or scaring your HOA

• Hand-wash only (unless you enjoy ceramic carnage)

• Not dishwasher or microwave safe — it’s haunted, not heatproof