Stirred, Not Sorry

Price range: $30.00 through $100.00

Bold brews. Zero apologies. This witch doesn’t stir quietly — and neither should you.

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Clear

Let’s set some expectations, shall we? This tumbler is handcrafted — by me, not by caffeinated elves or a glitter-powered robot. That means every swirl, sparkle, and sarcastic soul-sealing touch takes time.

So please allow 2–3 weeks for me to brew it, curse it (lovingly), and ship it out. If you’re in a rush, may I gently suggest ordering from a big box store that sells soulless plastic? Otherwise, grab a snack, light a candle, and let the magic happen. Patience is part of the spell.

Stirred, Not Sorry — because some of us were born to brew trouble and run our mouths with just the right amount of eye-roll. This isn’t just a tumbler — it’s a magical middle finger wrapped in glitter, bats, and unapologetic witch energy.

Front and center is your cauldron-stirring alter ego, brewing who-knows-what under a sky full of attitude and haunted vibes. And just in case anyone was confused, the tumbler spells it out:
“Bubble, Bubble… Mind Your Own Trouble.”
Translation? Keep your broom in your own lane, Brenda.

Perfect for coffee, potions, or pretending to be nice during morning meetings. Whether you’re sipping on self-care or pure caffeine rage, this tumbler keeps it hot — just like your opinions.

Product Features:

Double-walled stainless steel (because you’re too cool for lukewarm anything)
Snap-lid for sipping, spilling, or dramatically slamming shut
Built-in handle — for carrying it or swinging it at the next fool who tries you
Full-wrap, sass-infused artwork with zero chill
Hand-wash only (you know, like the rest of your problems)
Not microwave or dishwasher safe — it’s handmade, not indestructible

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Size (classic)	10oz Trailbrew, 12oz duo, 14oz Trialbrew, 15oz Duo, 16oz Trailbrew, 17oz Push Top, 18oz Duo, 20oz Chuggo, 20oz Duo, 20oz Modern Curve, 20oz skinny, 20oz skinny with handle, 20oz wireless speaker, 24oz Coffee, 25oz Duo Lids, 30oz Chuggo handle, 30oz Duo, 30oz Modern Curve, 30oz skinny, 30oz skinny with handle, 30oz Tappered, 40oz Chuggo Handle, 40oz Traveler, 70oz Guzzler
Main Shade	Beige, Black, Blue, Bright Orange, Brown, Charcoal, Coffee, Cream, Electric Blue, Gray, Green, Hot Pink, Lavender, Light Gray, Lime, Magenta, Metallic Blue, Metallic Bronze, Metallic Copper, Metallic Gold, Metallic Green, Metallic Red, Metallic Silver, Mint, Neon Green, Orange, Pastel Blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Yellow, Peach, Pink, Purple, Red, Rose Gold, Sand, Tan, Teal, Turquoise, White, Yellow
Accent Color	Beige, Black, Blue, Brown, Charcoal, Coffee, Cream, Electric Blue, Gray, Green, Hot Pink, Lavender, Light Gray, Lime, Magenta, Metallic Blue, Metallic Bronze, Metallic Copper, Metallic Gold, Metallic Green, Metallic Red, Metallic Silver, Mint, Neon Green, Neon Orange, Orange, Pastel Blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Yellow, Peach, Pink, Purple, Red, Rose Gold, Sand, Tan, Teal, Turquoise, White, Yellow