The Madness Behind the Magic
It started with caffeine, chaos, and a questionable amount of glitter. The rest is a blur of burned fingertips and broken rules.
I’m the slightly feral artisan behind this entire circus of handmade madness. I design, create, pack, ship, scream, cry, and occasionally eat. Every item is born in a haze of inspiration and mild emotional instability—fired by hand, cursed lovingly, and sent into the world like a tiny, beautiful goblin offering.
Don’t ask about customer service. It’s just me. If I’m answering emails at 2 a.m. while covered in paint and muttering to a kiln, consider that a win. This shop is powered by stubbornness, dark humor, and the kind of chaos that smells faintly like epoxy and lost dreams.
Welcome to the vortex. No refunds on your grip on reality.