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Berserker’s Brew
Price range: $70.00 through $100.00
Not here to sip your feelings—this is the bloodstained war chalice of caffeine-addled legends. Covered in skulls, forged in chaos, and sealed with pure Viking rage.
Each one is summoned by my two mortal hands, under flickering lights and questionable sleep schedules. So unless you’ve figured out time travel (and if you have, help a girl out), you’ll need to give me 2–3 weeks to finish summoning yours. Trust me—it’s worth the wait. Beautiful brutality can’t be rushed.
This. Is. Madness.
Nah—this is Berserker’s Brew, where every inch of this handcrafted beast of a tumbler screams rage-fueled aesthetic. Front side: dual rune-stained warhammers and the Viking compass (Vegvisir), surrounded by skulls and Nordic knots. Flip it around—bam. Battle helm of the ancient gods, center-aligned over a blood-dripped background that says, “I’ve been through some stuff… and so will this coffee.”
Made for lone-wolf warriors, chaotic adventurers, and caffeine junkies who like their mugs heavy, haunted, and halfway to Valhalla. I craft these by hand, one skull at a time, with zero factory help and zero mercy. You’re not ordering a tumbler—you’re claiming a relic.
Product Features:
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stainless steel core with hand-laid resin armor
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Viking warhammer + Vegvisir compass front
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Ancient warrior helm + rune crown rear
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Top and bottom skull ring borders—because subtlety is for the weak
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Black flip-top lid with don’t-spill-my-fury sealing
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Hand-wash to preserve detail. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.
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Custom-built for chaos, pain, and hot beverages
| Weight | 2.5 lbs |
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| Dimensions | 14 × 6 × 6 in |
| Size (3D) | 20oz skinny, 20oz with handle, 30oz skinny, 30oz with handle, 40oz Cuggo Handle |
| Main Shade | Beige, Black, Blue, Bright Orange, Brown, Charcoal, Coffee, Cream, Electric Blue, Gray, Green, Hot Pink, Lavender, Light Gray, Lime, Magenta, Metallic Blue, Metallic Bronze, Metallic Copper, Metallic Gold, Metallic Green, Metallic Red, Metallic Silver, Mint, Neon Green, Orange, Pastel Blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Yellow, Peach, Pink, Purple, Red, Rose Gold, Sand, Tan, Teal, Turquoise, White, Yellow |
| Accent Color | Beige, Black, Blue, Brown, Charcoal, Coffee, Cream, Electric Blue, Gray, Green, Hot Pink, Lavender, Light Gray, Lime, Magenta, Metallic Blue, Metallic Bronze, Metallic Copper, Metallic Gold, Metallic Green, Metallic Red, Metallic Silver, Mint, Neon Green, Neon Orange, Orange, Pastel Blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Yellow, Peach, Pink, Purple, Red, Rose Gold, Sand, Tan, Teal, Turquoise, White, Yellow |
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