Ciderlight Guardian

I’m a one-person fall-fueled production line, which means each piece is made with actual love, sweat, and probably cider. Please allow 2 to 4 weeks for creation, because time travel to 1970s fall festivals isn’t an option yet.

Approximate size:10” x 11”

Say hello to the Ciderlight Guardian: the only gnome bold enough to rock a pumpkin patch explosion on his face like it’s 1973 and he’s got pumpkin spice in his beard.

Hand-sculpted and hand-painted by yours truly (yes, me, the human), this harvest-season conjurer is decked out in sunflowers, pumpkins, golden mums, and just enough fall leaves to make a Vermont tourist jealous. His wizard hat is punched with glowing star cutouts—just pop a tea light inside and watch this woodland weirdo come to life with a soft vintage glow that whispers, “I haunt farmer’s markets now.”

Place him on your porch, centerpiece him on your table, or stick him near your entryway to judge your guests’ vibes. Wherever he lands, this little autumn conjurer brings all the charm of a cozy leaf pile and none of the sneezing.

Product Features:

• 100% handcrafted ceramic — vintage charm in every brushstroke

• Glows warmly with a tea light inside (not included because, again, it’s just me over here)

• Star cutouts cast a whimsical pattern across nearby surfaces

• Stands proud and squat, like a fall-loving wizard should

• Hand-painted in warm autumn tones with vintage vibes

• Hand-wash to preserve detail. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.