Frankie’s Trick-or-Treat Crew

Each piece is made with creepy love and sarcasm by one overcaffeinated mortal. Please allow 2 to 4 weeks for your monster misfit delivery. Magic takes time. So does painting tiny fangs.

Approximate size:  11.5″ tall by 7.5″

Say hello (or run screaming) from Frankie’s Trick-or-Treat Crew, the handcrafted ceramic nightmare you didn’t know your haunted house needed. Our lovable, green-skinned Frankenstein monster isn’t here to destroy villagers — no, no. He’s here to deliver a deadly dose of candy and codependency, flanked by a giggling ghost, a vampire dog with resting “don’t-touch-me” face, and what we can only assume is a googly-eyed hell slug from another dimension.

Every detail on this ceramic masterpiece was sculpted, painted, and glazed with care by someone who has clearly spent too much time in the Halloween aisle. From Frankie’s stitch-perfect hair to his unapologetically orange shoes (he’s bringing back 2002 pumpkin-core), this piece is brimming with spooky sass and just enough cute to make it socially acceptable.

Let’s not forget the double jack-o’-lantern situation — one in his hands, one as his sidekick — because you can never have too many glowing gourds when you’re rolling with an undead posse.

Whether you’re decorating for Halloween, celebrating year-round spookiness, or just want a gang of emotionally complex monsters on your shelf, this bad boy is ready to haunt your heart.

• Handmade and hand-painted ceramic creature chaos

• Features Frankie the Monster, his ghost bestie, bat-eared were-pup, and a suspiciously giddy slime creature

• Two jack-o’-lanterns, because one was clearly not enough

• Highly detailed, slightly unhinged, and 100% one-of-a-kind

• Excellent for Halloween, horror lovers, monster collectors, or anyone tired of basic fall décor

• Hand-wash to preserve detail. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.

• May cause spontaneous giggling or haunted candy cravings.