Gnome Kisses & Frog Wishes

Please allow 2 to 4 weeks for your gnome couple to be forged in the fires of forbidden woodland lust and carefully boxed by someone pretending not to blush.

Approximate size :6.75″ x 9.25″

Welcome to the woodland trainwreck known as Gnome Kisses & Frog Wishes — where love is weird, glowing, and very flammable.

This handcrafted ceramic piece features two dangerously affectionate gnomes tangled up in what we can only assume is magical foreplay—hat tips curled into a heart, stars punched out of their backs like they just survived emotional shrapnel, and a tea light tucked in to help illuminate their deeply concerning bond.

But wait—there’s more.
A frog.
Yes, a wide-eyed forest therapist-turned-bystander who clearly didn’t consent to third-wheeling whatever ancient gnome mating ritual this is. He’s just there, awkward and judgmental, holding space (and possibly a restraining order).

Pop in the included tea light and this little scene glows like a haunted Valentine’s Day séance. Great for romantic altar vibes, shelf chaos, or confusing your mother-in-law.

So if you’ve ever wanted to say “I love you” with witch hats, glowing butts, and one traumatized amphibian—your moment has arrived.

Product Features (Hold Onto Your Cauldron):

• Hand-sculpted ceramic gnome love scene

• Matching hats form a heart because symbolism is loud here

• Stars cut through for that ✨emotional ventilation✨

• Comes with a tea light candle — battery-operated, because we’re not total pyromaniacs

• Includes one frog sidekick who’s seen too much and signed an NDA

• Hand-painted details that scream “we kiss with our whole enchanted soul”

• Makes a great gift for lovers, weirdos, or couples who met at Ren Faire under suspicious circumstances

• Hand-wash only — the frog demands it

• Not microwave safe, but you already knew that (hopefully)