Nocturnal Enchantress

Please allow 2–3 weeks for production. Why? Because perfection takes time, and I don’t summon glitter demons on demand. Every tumbler is conjured by hand, not conjured by elves.

So you want a tumbler—but not just any tumbler. You want a portable, glitter-coated, chaos conduit that glows in the dark and might accidentally open a portal if you whisper into it too long. Enter the Nocturnal Enchantress: a fully hand-built vessel of glittered witchery that doubles as a warning sign to the mundane.

Its base? A pitch-black void of shimmering sparkles, like a starfield having a nervous breakdown. Embedded into that cosmic meltdown is a hand-sculpted broom-handle, styled to look like it was ripped from the set of a cursed fairytale. Not to be outdone, a glow-in-the-dark moon and planchette rise from the darkness—because if your drinkware doesn’t charge under moonlight and freak out your houseplants, what are we even doing?

Each piece is a handcrafted middle finger to minimalism. Every pumpkin detail fused to the handle, every shimmering fleck of glitter—it’s all made by hand, by one slightly deranged artist (hi, it’s me). No two are alike, because conformity is for cauldrons with cracked bottoms.

Put simply: this isn’t just a cup. It’s a goblet of nocturnal power disguised as a beverage holder. Whether you’re sipping iced coffee, moon water, or the tears of your enemies, do it like the enchanted rebel you are.

Handmade by one dark soul (me), because machines can’t handle this kind of fabulous.

🔮 Product Features

• Iridescent black glitter base with chaos confetti—because subtle is overrated

• “Bad Witch Vibes” graphic with witchy hand signs that say exactly what you’re thinking

• 3D sculpted glow in the dark moon (a.k.a. your new favorite weapon)

• Double-walled for your hot brews, cold brews, or potion of the week

• Sealed for durability and hex-resistance

• Hand-wash to preserve detail. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.

• Sarcasm not included—but strongly encouraged.