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The Ticking Widow
Price range: $70.00 through $110.00
What time is it? Oh, just the hour of doom and glitter. Carry a venomous clock on your cup like the unbothered villain you are.
Please allow 2–4 weeks while I wrestle this mechanical spider into existence. I make every single one myself—no elves, no machines, just me, caffeine, and an ever-growing pile of glitter in my lungs. You’ll get it when fate decrees it.
The Ticking Widow is not here to blend in. It’s here to bite, drip venom, and remind you that time is a merciless little spider crawling across your soul—and now also your coffee cup.
This one-of-a-kind horror show is handcrafted with layers of iridescent decay, scorched metal, and enough gears to make a Victorian watchmaker weep. Front and center? A bold, golden widow spider entombed in a steampunk explosion of timepieces, rusted plates, and glittery rot. It’s giving “haunted clock tower at midnight” energy with a side of “don’t you dare microwave me.”
Perfect for the goth cousin of Tony Stark, mad tinkerers, and anyone who sips espresso while plotting interdimensional revenge.
Product Features:
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100% handcrafted—like an artisan curse forged in gears
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Features a ticking time-spider that judges you silently
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Burnished metal textures, embossed gears, and glimmering rot
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Gothic-industrial steampunk aesthetic with zero apologies
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Hand-wash to preserve detail. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.
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Pairs well with lightning storms, cursed timelines, and insomnia
| Weight | 3 lbs |
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| Dimensions | 14 × 6 × 6 in |
| Size (3D) | 20oz skinny, 20oz with handle, 30oz skinny, 30oz with handle, 40oz Cuggo Handle |
| Main Shade | Beige, Black, Blue, Bright Orange, Brown, Charcoal, Coffee, Cream, Electric Blue, Gray, Green, Hot Pink, Lavender, Light Gray, Lime, Magenta, Metallic Blue, Metallic Bronze, Metallic Copper, Metallic Gold, Metallic Green, Metallic Red, Metallic Silver, Mint, Neon Green, Orange, Pastel Blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Yellow, Peach, Pink, Purple, Red, Rose Gold, Sand, Tan, Teal, Turquoise, White, Yellow |
| Accent Color | Beige, Black, Blue, Brown, Charcoal, Coffee, Cream, Electric Blue, Gray, Green, Hot Pink, Lavender, Light Gray, Lime, Magenta, Metallic Blue, Metallic Bronze, Metallic Copper, Metallic Gold, Metallic Green, Metallic Red, Metallic Silver, Mint, Neon Green, Neon Orange, Orange, Pastel Blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Yellow, Peach, Pink, Purple, Red, Rose Gold, Sand, Tan, Teal, Turquoise, White, Yellow |
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