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Caffeine Reality Check
Price range: $30.00 through $100.00
Because reality is hard—and coffee should hit first.
This isn’t mass-produced nonsense. Each tumbler is custom made to order, because you’re one-of-a-kind (and probably slightly unhinged before your second cup). Please allow 2 to 4 weeks for production and delivery. If you need it faster, scream into a pillow—I’am doing our best over here.
We all know the struggle. You wake up, the birds are singing, the sun is shining… and the crushing weight of adulthood starts revving its engine. Enter the Caffeine Reality Check tumbler—a floral, sarcastic slap in the face with every sip.
This beauty pairs real pressed flowers with a cheeky quote that speaks directly to your soul (and caffeine addiction): “May your coffee kick in before reality does.” And let’s be honest, if it doesn’t, you’re probably not leaving the house anyway.
Handcrafted with sass and sealed in sarcasm, it’s perfect for anyone who needs their caffeine and their boundaries respected.
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Real pressed flowers sealed in resin
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Stainless steel core
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Double-wall insulation (hot stays hot, cold stays judgy)
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Fits most cupholders, unlike your emotional baggage
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Hand-wash to preserve detail. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.
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Black twist-lock lid for spill control (your secrets are safe)
| Weight | 2 lbs |
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| Dimensions | 12 × 4 × 4 in |
| Size (classic) | 10oz Trailbrew, 12oz duo, 14oz Trialbrew, 15oz Duo, 16oz Trailbrew, 17oz Push Top, 18oz Duo, 20oz Chuggo, 20oz Duo, 20oz Modern Curve, 20oz skinny, 20oz skinny with handle, 20oz wireless speaker, 24oz Coffee, 25oz Duo Lids, 30oz Chuggo handle, 30oz Duo, 30oz Modern Curve, 30oz skinny, 30oz skinny with handle, 30oz Tappered, 40oz Chuggo Handle, 40oz Traveler, 70oz Guzzler |
| Main Shade | Beige, Black, Blue, Bright Orange, Brown, Charcoal, Coffee, Cream, Electric Blue, Gray, Green, Hot Pink, Lavender, Light Gray, Lime, Magenta, Metallic Blue, Metallic Bronze, Metallic Copper, Metallic Gold, Metallic Green, Metallic Red, Metallic Silver, Mint, Neon Green, Orange, Pastel Blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Yellow, Peach, Pink, Purple, Red, Rose Gold, Sand, Tan, Teal, Turquoise, White, Yellow |
| Accent Color | Beige, Black, Blue, Brown, Charcoal, Coffee, Cream, Electric Blue, Gray, Green, Hot Pink, Lavender, Light Gray, Lime, Magenta, Metallic Blue, Metallic Bronze, Metallic Copper, Metallic Gold, Metallic Green, Metallic Red, Metallic Silver, Mint, Neon Green, Neon Orange, Orange, Pastel Blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Yellow, Peach, Pink, Purple, Red, Rose Gold, Sand, Tan, Teal, Turquoise, White, Yellow |
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