Candy Cane Cottage

Each piece is made by me—an over-caffeinated, glitter-dusted elf of creativity. Please allow 2 to 4 weeks for crafting, chaotic detailing, and soul infusion. If you’re in a rush… maybe rethink your life choices.

Approximate size:15″ x 9″

This isn’t your grandma’s gingerbread house. The Candy Cane Cottage is where whimsical architecture took one too many peppermint schnapps shots and decided symmetry was for the weak. With turrets sprouting out of Christmas trees, windows that defy logic, and a red door that dares you to question its candy-coated secrets, this piece is the festive fever dream you’ve been waiting for.

Plug it in and watch it glow like your soul the moment you realize you won’t be hosting Christmas dinner this year. Each cottage is hand-painted with meticulous, chaotic love — decked out in rainbow lights, slanted shingles, and that special holiday magic that says, “I’m festive, but I also have a shovel and no alibi.”

Product Features:

• Comes with a plug-in light (no batteries, no excuses)

• Handcrafted ceramic madness

• Painted with enough holiday joy to give the Grinch a migraine

• Perfect for mantels, altars, or your own gingerbread crime scene

• Hand-wash to preserve detail. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.