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Dark Moon Brew
Price range: $30.00 through $100.00
Fuel your spells, curses, or 9-to-5 with this caffeinated cauldron of attitude. Because basic mugs are for basic mortals.
Each cup is conjured by hand—not mass-produced by soulless factory gnomes. I personally craft each piece with a cocktail of glitter, grit, and minor existential dread. So yeah—give me 2 to 4 weeks to enchant your order and ship it out. Good magic takes time. Mediocre magic ships next day.
Let’s be honest—you didn’t wake up today planning to be nice. You woke up, slapped on your warpaint (or didn’t, who cares), and reached for caffeine like your life depended on it. Enter: Dark Moon Brew. A tumbler forged in sarcasm, glitter, and possibly the tears of your enemies.
One side features a witch with pastel murder-hair and a look that screams, “I could turn you into a toad, but why waste the effort?” The other side’s got a smug little crescent moon reminding you “There’s a little witch in all of us.” Yes, Karen. Even in your knockoff yoga pants and questionable aura.
This isn’t just a cup—it’s a whole vibe. It’s for the loud texters, the line-cutters, and the people who ask “what’s in your cup?” Spoiler alert: It’s none of your business and too strong for your fragile soul anyway.
🕸️ Product Features:
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Painstakingly handcrafted by someone who’s had it up to here with glitter… and still did it anyway
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That perfect haunted lavender tone that says “I’m ethereal but dead inside”
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Witch artwork that judges you while you sip
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Dripping moon design for extra mystical menace
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Coated in a spell of sarcasm and high-gloss resin
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No two are alike—because cloning is illegal and I’m not a machine
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Hand-wash only, or this thing will haunt your dishwasher out of spite
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Not microwave safe unless you’re ready to summon a kitchen demon
| Weight | 2 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 12 × 4 × 4 in |
| Size (classic) | 10oz Trailbrew, 12oz duo, 14oz Trialbrew, 15oz Duo, 16oz Trailbrew, 17oz Push Top, 18oz Duo, 20oz Chuggo, 20oz Duo, 20oz Modern Curve, 20oz skinny, 20oz skinny with handle, 20oz wireless speaker, 24oz Coffee, 25oz Duo Lids, 30oz Chuggo handle, 30oz Duo, 30oz Modern Curve, 30oz skinny, 30oz skinny with handle, 30oz Tappered, 40oz Chuggo Handle, 40oz Traveler, 70oz Guzzler |
| Main Shade | Beige, Black, Blue, Bright Orange, Brown, Charcoal, Coffee, Cream, Electric Blue, Gray, Green, Hot Pink, Lavender, Light Gray, Lime, Magenta, Metallic Blue, Metallic Bronze, Metallic Copper, Metallic Gold, Metallic Green, Metallic Red, Metallic Silver, Mint, Neon Green, Orange, Pastel Blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Yellow, Peach, Pink, Purple, Red, Rose Gold, Sand, Tan, Teal, Turquoise, White, Yellow |
| Accent Color | Beige, Black, Blue, Brown, Charcoal, Coffee, Cream, Electric Blue, Gray, Green, Hot Pink, Lavender, Light Gray, Lime, Magenta, Metallic Blue, Metallic Bronze, Metallic Copper, Metallic Gold, Metallic Green, Metallic Red, Metallic Silver, Mint, Neon Green, Neon Orange, Orange, Pastel Blue, Pastel Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Yellow, Peach, Pink, Purple, Red, Rose Gold, Sand, Tan, Teal, Turquoise, White, Yellow |
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