Moonbeam McBoo – Pumpkin Patch Gatekeeper of the Glowy Abyss

Please allow 2 to 4 weeks for McBoo to rise from the kiln and grace your lair. Each one is handmade, painted with care, and charged under suspicious moons.

Approximate size: 14″ x 10″

Meet Moonbeam McBoo—the plump, pastel guardian of your haunted harvest. Is he a ghost? A snowman? A wizard suffering a seasonal identity crisis? Yes. All of the above. And he’s glowing with the unholy light of 3 AM choices.

Clad in a black hammered wizard hat covered in stars (because subtlety is for cowards), McBoo’s got a fenced-in pumpkin patch, a judgmental buzzard, and a sunset that looks like it was painted during an emotional breakdown. Oh—and did we mention he plugs in and glows like the end of times?

He’s here to haunt your hearth, light your void, and remind you that even ceramic chaos deserves a moment in the spotlight. Place him in your entryway, on your mantle, or smack in the middle of your altar to bad decisions.

This is not a toy.
This is a warning.

Product Features (Plug It In and Watch the Madness Glow):

• Custom ceramic design with starry cut-outs that glow like eldritch sigils

• Full hand-painted pumpkin patch scene featuring fence, gourds, and one disturbingly smug bird

• Sunset gradient that screams “emotional support palette”

• Classic wizard hat for maximum mystical confusion

• Plug-in light included, because batteries are for cowards

• Emits a spooky warm glow for summoning ghosts, awkward guests, or both

• Handcrafted and hand-painted — each piece is slightly unique, just like your unraveling sanity

• Hand-wash only (unless you want your house to be cursed)

• Not dishwasher or microwave safe — it’s haunted, not heat-tempered