Rust & Revolution – Industrial Gearstorm

Please allow 2–4 weeks for me to summon dark glitter forces, curse a few brushes, and bring this hunk of glorious mechanical mayhem to life. Rushing perfection is for robots and cowards.

Introducing Rust & Revolution — because sometimes your drinkware should look like it survived a post-apocalyptic blacksmith rave.

This heavily armored tumbler is dripping in industrial carnage — tangled gears, rusted cogs, textured grit, and that haunted-oil-slick shimmer that whispers, “I might be sentient.” The massive handle is built like a pipe you’d rip off a steam engine in the middle of a boss fight, just to make a point.

Forget sleek and cute. This thing looks like it was dug out of a mechanical tomb after a war between machines and glitter demons. And yes, those gears are pure aesthetic violence — they don’t move, they just intimidate lesser mugs.

Every inch is hand-built and painted by me, your local chaos sorcerer with a glitter addiction and zero interest in factory perfection. No two are alike, because where’s the fun in mass-produced madness?

Product Features:

• Custom steampunk-industrial design, handcrafted by one overcaffeinated human

• Solid sculpted gearwork from top to terrifying bottom

• Texture you can feel (and mildly injure yourself on, if you’re not careful)

• Sparkling rust finish for that “cursed machine” energy

• Handle forged from the blood of crushed dreams (probably aluminum, but who’s asking?)

• Hand-wash to preserve detail. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.

• This cup screams “engineer in exile” and “coffee before battle.”