Cozy Pine & Cheer

Each piece is handmade with enough care to make Santa jealous, which means it’s not zipping off the shelf like a big-box ornament. Please allow 2–4 weeks for production and shipping. Perfection takes time—especially when glitter, glaze, and seasonal chaos are involved. You’ll thank me later. Probably.

Approximate size: 14” x 11”

Meet Cozy Pine & Cheer — a snowman so aggressively festive, it probably drinks peppermint mochas year-round and judges your tree lighting game.

Wrapped in a scarf bigger than your unresolved family drama, this jolly beast of ceramic joy features a tiny little wreath scene right in its belly. Inside? A suspiciously perfect house that’s 100% hiding elves on unpaid overtime.

Plug it in and the whole thing lights up like the oven you definitely forgot to preheat. Is it wholesome? Yes. Is it staring directly into your soul with those snowman eyes? Also yes.

Perfect for people who decorate like it’s a competitive sport and aren’t afraid to get a little weird about it.

Product Features:

• Plug-in light included, because battery-operated is for cowards

• Ceramic, but make it chaotic

• Hand-painted with the kind of love only glitter and caffeine can create

• Tiny festive cabin scene in the stomach of a snowman who’s definitely seen things

• Hand-wash to preserve detail. Not microwave or dishwasher safe. Unless you’re feeling lucky.